I Dated a Robot
Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. You mean while I'm sleeping in it?
A Leela of Her Own
Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'? Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist!
A Flight to Remember
Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But, okay! In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
Bendin' in the Wind
Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Why not indeed!
A Taste of Freedom
I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'! Really?! I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Roswell That Ends Well
I'm Santa Claus! I had more, but you go ahead. Oh God, what have I done?
But existing is basically all I do! I just told you! You've killed me! Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Hello Morbo, how's the family?
h1>I'm not dead!She looks like one. Well, she turned me into a newt. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!
We want a shrubbery!!
I dunno. Must be a king. Be quiet! Look, my liege! Camelot! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place.
Bridgekeeper
I'm not a witch. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. I dunno. Must be a king. A newt?
Am I right?
She looks like one. The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Well, I didn't vote for you. Look, my liege! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! And the hat. She's a witch!
Sets The Cinema Back 900 Years!
Where'd you get the coconuts? I'm not a witch. But you are dressed as one…
The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Where'd you get the coconuts? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Well, she turned me into a newt. A newt?